GEORGE: (to Mitchell) We’ve been having a house meeting.
MITCHELL: You’re having a house meeting? Why wasn’t I invited?
ANNIE: Well, if you were ever here, then we would have invited you.
MITCHELL: Hang on a minute-
GEORGE: You’re not pulling your weight around this place.
MITCHELL: What’s that supposed to mean?
GEORGE: You don’t buy any food, you never hoover. I don’t even think you know what a pair of Marigolds are.
MITCHELL: I don’t do Marigolds.
GEORGE: Oh, and I do?
ANNIE: OK, do you know what? I think that we’ve all just lost sight of each other a bit. We need to team-build, we need to bond.
GEORGE: But I’m not going paintballing, not again. Not after last time.
(Mitchell sits)
ANNIE: We need to talk. So…George, you start.
GEORGE: (to Mitchell) Are you okay?
MITCHELL: I’ve been better. You?
GEORGE: Likewise.
MITCHELL: We should go out one night and just get hammered.
GEORGE: (smiling) Yeah, that’s a good idea.
-NNIE: …That’s it? That’s how you share?
GEORGE: What more is there to say?
MITCHELL: Yeah, he’s feeling a bit down, which is pretty understandable…And I’m kind of stressed. We don’t need to turn this into an episode of Oprah.
GEORGE: Exactly. File it under “Have Discussed”
MITCHELL: You want to watch The Real Hustle?
GEORGE: Oh, I’d really like that…
(Mitchell gets up and turns the TV on)
GEORGE: (to Annie) Women.. you think you’re such authorities, like the way you deal with emotions is the only way.
MITCHELL: (about The Real Hustle) It’s not on.
GEORGE: Yeah, it is. It’s on at 10:30.
MITCHELL: No, they’ve moved it.
GEORGE: They’ve mov- No, you’re kidding me?
MITCHELL: Oh, I don’t believe it!
GEORGE: No, I was looking forward to that.
MITCHELL: 10:30, Thursday! That’s Real Hustle time. A fucking child knows that!
GEORGE: Can I not just have one good thing in my life?
MITCHELL: It just drives me insane when they move stuff around!!
GEORGE: Don’t I deserve it? Don’t I deserve one bloody crumb of happiness?
MITCHELL: Is that so? We’re supposed to check?! Every week?! Like we don’t have anything else to do?! Is it our responsability?! WHY IS IT DOWN TO US?!
GEORGE: I saw a preview. They were going to do a con about cashpoints..
MITCHELL: Really?
(George nods and starts to cry)
MITCHELL: I would have loved that..(shouting at the tv) YOU BASTARDS!! (he throws the control remote away) ARGH!!
(George keeps weeping)
MITCHELL: I’m doing the washing-up!! Is everyone happy now?! FUCK!![Being Human. Season 2 - Episode 3]
THE BEST SCENE EVER. I DIED.
