“You know, you’re just like him. You forget to remember to be scared.”

tostoptheworld:

Grey Seal - Halichoerus grypus by Dave.27 on Flickr.

michelleisnotonfire:

killsandthrills:

thatsronsgirlfriendyounumpty:

From “I am going to murder you little good for nothing meddling kids” to “CUNT, DON’T TOUCH MY BABIES” in .02 seconds

I will never not reblog this.

always reblog

mpoirot:

Bilbo!  Allow me to introduce Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Dwalin, Balin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori, Ori, and Thorin Oakenshield.

always-fair-weather:

Set 1/6

therainbowexplosion:

jellybeanspuke:

This is why we can’t have boy kings

edwarddillinger:

Ryan Ninesling Presents: A Flowchart For the Simple-Minded

You Give Out Very Little Charts In Your Pronouncements

Sometimes when a man slightly indulges in pedophilia, he can’t be allowed in the group. When you make him leave, he may follow you like a lost Boston puppy trying to make its way to the Harvard campus. Use the chart to identify him when he emerges from the bushes!